
And so it was told...
In the cold February of 2007 an approximately 13 year old Hudson Mohawke looked out his window in Glasgow and considered the impending population disaster of the new century. In this dark night of the soul, the founder of the scottish hip hop forum paced around his beat-dojo pontificating what one boy could do to avert the seemingly innevitable decline of humanity. Taking to his Myspace blog: please anyone... we have to do something! we have to... He stopped. On a second monitor beside him, a youtube in 480p showed D’Angelo’s Voodoo EPK. D’Angelo d’whispered to him. On his bed lay a tattered copy of Loaded magazine. Mylenne Klass winked at him. On his q-bert-signed Technics, a George Benson Oxfam record sensually bounced in the run out groove. His Karl Kani jorts moist with sweat, heavy was the primal call of mana. Ross knew what needed done. The universe decreed and LUCKYME® presented... Hudson Mohawke’s Valentines Slow Jams
Chapter XII
14 Feb 2023
Hud Mo used to mean average sex. This year he means bad sex...
14 Feb 2023
Hud Mo used to mean average sex. This year he means bad sex...
All Previous Slow Jams Tapes...
Chapter XI
14 Feb 2022
14 Feb 2022
After 5 long, hard years the series returns with maybe the worst one yet
14 Feb 2017
Maybe the worst one yet
Chapter IX
14 Feb 2016
Maybe the worst one yet
14 Feb 2016
Maybe the worst one yet
Chapter VIII
14 Feb 2015
The worst one yet
Chapter VII
14 Feb 2014
Maybe the worst one yet


Chapter VI
14 Feb 2013
This one’s good actually. Only joking!
14 Feb 2013
This one’s good actually. Only joking!
Chapter V
14 Feb 2012
This one is more 90s r&b and new jack stuff. Still awful
14 Feb 2012
This one is more 90s r&b and new jack stuff. Still awful

Chapter IV
14 Feb 2011
Maybe the worst one yet
14 Feb 2011
Maybe the worst one yet
Chapter III
14 Feb 2009
Maybe the worst one yet
14 Feb 2009
Maybe the worst one yet
Chapter II
14 Feb 2008
It fell off.
14 Feb 2008
It fell off.

Chapter I
14 Feb 2007
The original mixtape that some say led to the untimely demise of Heath Ledger
14 Feb 2007
The original mixtape that some say led to the untimely demise of Heath Ledger