And so it was told...

In the cold February of 2007 an approximately 13 year old Hudson Mohawke looked out his window in Glasgow and considered the impending population disaster of the new century. In this dark night of the soul, the founder of the scottish hip hop forum paced around his beat-dojo pontificating what one boy could do to avert the seemingly innevitable decline of humanity. Taking to his Myspace blog: please anyone... we have to do something! we have to... He stopped. On a second monitor beside him, a youtube in 480p showed D’Angelo’s Voodoo EPK. D’Angelo d’whispered to him. On his bed lay a tattered copy of Loaded magazine. Mylenne Klass winked at him. On his q-bert-signed Technics, a George Benson Oxfam record sensually bounced in the run out groove. His Karl Kani jorts moist with sweat, heavy was the primal call of mana. Ross knew what needed done. The universe decreed and LUCKYME® presented... Hudson Mohawke’s Valentines Slow Jams

Chapter XII
14 Feb 2023
Hud Mo used to mean average sex. This year he means bad sex...

And so it was told...

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